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Review of THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL

day-the-earth-5It was pretty obvious that 20th Century Fox had a holiday turkey on its hands with its remake of the 1951 classic, THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL when not a single advance review appeared anywhere until a day before it was released. Not exactly a sign of studio confidence. Initially, the film does show promise, introducing us to Dr Helen Benson (Jennifer Connelly), a biologist raising her deceased husband’s son Jacob (Jaden Smith, the son of Will, who’s role reeks of nepotism in the highest order). She and a group of renowned scientists are quickly summoned by Government officials to come up with a solution after a giant flying object is found to be on a trajectory with earth. At this point a lot of the basic plot points from the Robert Wise 1951 version start to play out.

The spaceship (a huge glowing orb in this version) comes to earth and lands in NYC’s central park (Washington DC in the original), unveiling an Alien traveler named Klaatu (Keanu Reeves who is very cold in the role) and his giant bodyguard robot Gort (a much more imposing figure than a man in a space suit from the original) who are sent on a mission to save the planet, although not necessarily its inhabitants. After being shot by an unseen soldier Klattu is brought to a military base and is inspected, and then interrogated about his motives. Kathy Bates, miscast and looking uncomfortable in the role of U.S of Defense Secretary, refuses to let Klattu speak at the U.N. so he decides to escape and pursue his mission with the Government hot on his heels.

The second half of the film is a real snoozer. For no explained reason, Dr. Benson befriends our alien visitor and goes on the run with him and her stepson. This generates very little in the way of excitement or interest. The only remaining question is whether Helen can reason with Klaatu in order to save humanity. Anticipation of the answer isn’t overly suspenseful. On a positive note, a brief appearance by John Cleese, as a Nobel Prize winning genius who pitches the benefits of the human race to Klaatu, is the only mild entertainment value in the film’s second half. Overall, the movie is flat – a clunker of the highest order. It has little in the way of any momentum and is totally void of any emotion. The 1951 version was a message of nuclear disarmament and peace. In this updated version it’s a message of environmental hazard but it just doesn’t resonate the same way.

I know judging movies is a subjective experience, but this is one of those times where I simply can’t understand how anyone can like this, let alone champion it. The Day the Earth Stood Still is 2008’s second worst film (behind The Happening) and I would imagine that its director, Scott Derrickson (The Exorcism of Emily Rose), will have a hard time getting work after this debacle. 1.5 Zombies out of 5.

December 15, 2008 Posted by | Reviews | , | 1 Comment

Official Greenlight for NIGHTMARE ON ELM ST Remake

freddykAccording to Shock Till You Drop, Platinum Dunes and Warner Bros are moving forward on their announced remake of the 1984 horror film, A NIGHTMARE ON ELM ST, with the film slated to go into production by the summer of 2009. The project doesn’t have a director attached as of yet but it does have a finished script. Wesley Strick (Cape Fear) has penned a screenplay and promises a film that will take the Kruger character back to his very scary roots.

As far as concept goes, A Nightmare on Elm St is as good as it gets and the character of Freddy Krueger is a great one for any actor to play – although it will have to be someone pretty darn good to fill the shoes of Robert Englund. His Freddy is one of the great iconic characters in the history of pop culture entertainment. While producers are still looking for this generation’s Freddy, they do want Robert Englund to make an appearance in the new film. Rumors were flying a few months back that Billy Bob Thornton might be attached but nothing has come of it.

If screenwriter Strick follows the blue print of Wes Craven’s original, I think this has the potential to be the best of the Horror remakes from the 70s and 80s. While all of the Elm St films are worth seeing, the best of the bunch were the 1984 classic original, 1987’s Nightmare on Elm St: Dream Warriors (highly entertaining), and Wes Craven’s New Nightmare in 1994 (Pretty inventive and very scary). Platinum Dunes is responsible for the remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and the upcoming redo of Friday the 13th.

December 15, 2008 Posted by | And Beyond - Trailers & News | | Leave a Comment

   

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