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Paranormal Activity versus The Exorcist

Exorcist_posterCOOL archived audience reaction to the real scariest film of all time, THE EXORCIST

With all the hoopla over the $11,000. horror film Paranormal Activity over the last month I can’t help but think of the movie that I truly believe was the scariest film ever made. It is The Exorcist. Not only is The Exorcist a great story that is extremely well acted and directed, it’s the one film of its genre that had the greatest emotional impact. In 1973 it was a cultural event and I think this footage proves that point.

 

October 13, 2009 Posted by | And Beyond - Trailers & News | | 3 Comments

All time favorite ACTION movies!

Chuck Curry’s Top TEN action movies (Excluding comic book and disaster films)mad_max_two_the_road_warrio1

10. SPEED- 1994, Keanu Reeves re-established himself as a guy who could play the action hero in the well-crafted film, directed with tremendous energy by Jon de Bont. The film’s story about a madman (Dennis Hopper) who plants a bomb on a city bus that will explode if it goes under 50 miles an hour is exciting throughout. Sandra Bullock became a star playing the character of Annie, a passenger who is forced to drive the bus. Her chemistry with Reeves is terrific.

9. THE ROAD WARRIOR- 1981, George Miller’s sequel to Mad Max (Mel Gibson) features the most astonishing stunt work ever put on film. This post apocalyptic story, which plays out like a wild over the top road movie, is both visionary and truly unique!     

jurassic_park_poster8. TERMINATOR 2 JUDGEMENT DAY- 1991, Truly groundbreaking in its visual effects, this James Cameron sequel was a muscular piece of action filmmaking that saw Arnold Schwarzenegger return as the good Cyborg whose mission is to protect John Conner (Edward Furlong). Linda Hamilton also returned as a pumped up Sarah Conner and unknown actor at the time, Robert Patrick, was terrific as the movies Nemesis, the shape shifting cyborg bent on destroying what Arnold must protect. It really changed the way action movies are made!

7. JURASSIC PARK- 1993, One of the truly great movie-going experiences of my life. I saw this film twice the day it opened at the famed Ziegfeld movie theater in NYC and still remember the crowd of 1300 people roaring with applause the-rock_lthroughout. Sam Neil, Jeff Goldblum, Richard Attenborough and Laura Dern were all well cast and the CGI was as good as it gets. I love Neil’s line: “But that’s NOT what I’m gonna do”! You really believed dinosaurs were alive! Perhaps Spielberg’s last great popcorn movie!

6. THE ROCK- 1996, Anyone who says Michael Bay hasn’t made a great film hasn’t seen The Rock, an adrenaline fueled movie loaded with great action and characters. Nicolas Cage and Sean Connery make for a great screen team. Their chemistry is terrific in this story about terrorists who take over Alcatraz prison and threaten to launch a nuclear warhead. Ed Harris makes for a really interesting villain as his ex-military character is extremely complicated. I wish Cage would return to reprise his role of Stanley Goodspeed in a sequel! Connery is just terrific! death_wish_three

5. DEATH WISH 3- 1985, a total guilty pleasure. The third go-round by Charles Bronson as Architect/ Vigilante Paul Kersey is so over the top that it plays like a cartoon, but as a pumped up revenge B-film the movie is an absolute BLAST. Bronson was 63 years old when he did the film but still looked great. The film’s last 30 minutes when Bronson goes on a one man killing spree, mowing down dozens of gang members in a run down neighborhood in Brooklyn NY, has to be seen to be believed.  This film has developed a strong cult following over the years.  Trailer

4. RAMBO: FIRST BLOOD PART 2- 1985, Stallone took the character of Rambo from the film, First Blood, and turned him into a full blown action hero that was bigger than life, putting him close to comic book territory. The story, which was co-rambo2written by James Cameron, hit a nerve with audiences as its hope of rescuing POW’s from Vietnam equated into great escapism that was really inspirational. The second biggest hit that year behind Back to the Future!

3. TOTAL RECALL- 1990, The first half of this film is perhaps the quickest paced film this genre has ever seen. Arnold Schwarzenegger has never been more likeable on screen playing Doug Quaid, a man of the future who may or may not have had a memory implantation. Paul Verhoven directs the film with an intensity that rarely lets up and his violent style is evident throughout. Michael Ironside (the poor man’s Jack Nicholson) is fun hamming it up as one of the villains who continually chases Arnold throughout the fast moving movie. Arnold’s “Consider that a divorce” line is classic!  In an interesting footnote, both Patrick Swayze and Richard Dreyfuss were considered for the film’s lead.totalrecall

2. ALIENS- 1986, James Cameron took Ridley Scott’s horror film and re-invented the concept into one of the greatest pure action films ever made. Sigourney Weaver’s, Ellen Ripley, became the greatest female action hero in the history of movies. Her character’s relationship with the little girl, Newt (Carrie Henn), is the film’s heart, and it elevated the story into something quite powerful. Director Cameron upped the anti with multiple endings that kept topping one another, creating one of the most pulse pounding conclusions ever put on screen. The effects by Stan Winston were top notch, and Bill Paxton is a blast as the film’s comic relief! Truly a great film! 

1. DIE HARD- 1988, A textbook example of a perfect action adventure film as the movie works on every level. In an era where action hero’s were mostly invincible, Bruce Willis’ John McClain showed a vulnerability that movie going audiences could relate to, giving us a real rooting interest. Based on a novel titled “Nothing Lasts Forever”, the story has a great concept: a NYC cop comes to LA to visit his estranged wifediehard1 (Bonnie Bedelia) on Christmas Eve and gets trapped in a high rise office building (filmed at the Fox Plaza in LA) that has been taken over by terrorists. Willis, who was mostly known as the star of the ABC hit TV show, Moonlighting, proved to be a great hero and Alan Rickman was equally good as the film’s villain, Hans Gruber. Great story, great direction, great characters and pulse pounding action (the film’s highlight has Willis’ McClain jumping off the roof of the building with a fire hose tied around his waist) make Die Hard my all time favorite action film. An incredible crowd pleaser! I saw this ten times in a theater!

October 12, 2009 Posted by | Reviews | | Leave a Comment

PREDATOR Re-Boot Casts Adrien Brody as lead

king_kong_adrien_brody_jackWhy? I must admit I am a bit perplexed by this. According to Variety, Oscar winning actor Adrien Brody has been cast as the lead in producer Robert Rodriguez soon to be filming Predator reboot “Predators” over at 20th Century Fox.

If Brody never did Peter Jackson’s disappointing King Kong I guess I would say this could be an interesting choice but the fact is we have already seen him do the hero thing in a pretty unspectacular fashion. Reportedly Brody lobbied hard for the part to play a heroic mercenary who battles alien hunters. Essentially he will be doing an Arnold Schwarzenegger minus the muscle, Australian accent and swagger.

Clearly there are far fewer true action heroes in movies today versus a few decades ago when Arnold and Sly Stallone dominated the field but this just feels like its coming out of left field. Wouldn’t this truly be the perfect vehicle for, say maybe, Dwayne Johnson – that’s where I’d put my money.

predator-picUnfortunately the man formerly known as “The Rock” is off cashing easy paychecks from Disney in films like “The Tooth Fairy”. There’s a waste. As action heros go Brody isn’t even in the same league as Danny Glover who did a great job in Predator 2. Brody will star with Alice Braga, Danny Trejo, Walt Goggins, Oleg Taktarov, Mahershalalhashbaz Ali, and Louiz Ozawa. It looks like Topher Grace (Spiderman 3) will also join the cast in a major role. Nimrod Antal (Vacancy) will direct.

October 7, 2009 Posted by | And Beyond - Trailers & News | 2 Comments

Whip It Review

Whip it posterDrew Barrymore’s directorial debut Whip It isn’t compelling or engaging enough to call it a successful drama and it’s just not funny enough to be labeled a winning comedy. I’ll call it a watchable time killer that misfires more than it hits. Despite the fact that its star Ellen Page (Juno) continues to be a winning big screen talent, the film never takes off and it’s somewhat uneven tone and underwritten characters left me disappointed. I hate to say this because I really wanted to love this movie.

The story is adapted from a semi-autobiographical novel titled Derby Girl by Shauna Cross. She also penned the screenplay which tells the story of Page’s character, Bliss Cavender. Bliss is a 17-year-old small town waitress who decides to add some excitement to her ho –hum life by ditching the pageant scene her domineering mother (Marcia Gay Harden) has indoctrinated her into to try out for a roller derby circuit. She eventually becomes one of the Hurl Scouts using an alter ego named Babe Ruthless who becomes a mighty mite on skates.

At the end of the day Whip It is about a girl who’s rebelling a against her parents while doing something daring in order to find a deeper meaning in her existence. I loved the device of using the intriguing world of Roller Derby as a launching ground for this story and thought it had unlimited possibilities. Unfortunately, almost all of the potentially interesting characters in this subculture are never fleshed out and are so underwritten they barely register at all. The actual skating scenes also disappoint. They just aren’t overly exciting or funny enough.

A few of the derby girl characters that we meet include Smashley Simpson (Drew Barrymore), Rosa Spark (Eve) and Maggie Mayhem (Kristen Wiig). There’s also the standard rah rah coach, Razor (Andrew Wilson) whipitand an annoying announcer (Jimmy Fallon) who narrates the matches. While Fallon is good for a laugh or two he actually gets too much screen time so the joke wears thin. Page’s character, Babe, also picks up a nasty rival (Juliette Lewis) who’s more than twice her age, and an indie rock star boyfriend, Oliver (Landon Pigg) who may or may not cheat on her when he goes off on tour. An extended sequence where the two share a kiss underwater at a school pool is quite interesting but director Barrymore’s choice to show Page strip down to her underwear was somewhat off-putting. Page still looks like a very young teen despite actually being 22-years-old doesn’t exactly radiate sexuality.

The film also introduces us to a pair of women referred to as the Manson sisters, an obvious riff on the Hanson brothers of Slapshot fame but they have nothing to do, don’t speak and are one of the movies most wasted opportunities. Zoe Bell (Death Proof) is completely wasted as a tough girl from New Zealand with virtually no screen time and singer Eve doesn’t fair much better. This really speaks volumes about the sloppiness of the script.

One person who does impact the movie is Daniel Stern (Home Alone) who shines in his scenes as Page’s laid back, loving father. The dialogue between the two is authentic and at times quite moving. This is a part of the film that really does work and I wished his character played an even bigger part in the finished product, but maybe that’s just because so much else doesn’t work.

Overall Whip It remains watchable for Page who holds the screen with the best of them. Barrymore also interjects some heart in the last act which left me feeling good in its closing moments. I only wish more time was used to flesh out the supporting characters in the crazy roller derby world which really could have made this a memorable movie. 2.5 zombies out of 5

October 6, 2009 Posted by | Reviews | , , | 1 Comment

Zombieland Review

zombieland_poster_0 Zombieland is a good old fashioned fun time at the movies and a solid entry in the over all canon of Zombie related films, a genre I’m obviously a big fan of. The story is set in the relatively near future where a virus has turned just about all of mankind into crazed, flesh eating zombies. We’re talking about the angry, fast moving, zombies of Zach Snyder’s Dawn of the Dead remake, not the slow bumblers of Romero’s original.
 
The film focuses in on two survivors, played with relish by Jesse Eisenberg and Woody Harrelson. Eisenberg (Adventureland) is the narrator, playing Columbus, a hypochondriac who has led an isolated lifestyle that enables him to survive the zombie outbreak that has been unleashed on the world. Eisenberg is a master of deadpan comedy and is a blast in this film. His stint on Conan O’Brien promoting this film was a classic appearance that had me buckled over laughing. His Columbus soon teams up with Tallahassee (Harrelson), a wacky redneck hillbilly who has an unnatural love of both guns and Twinkies and a hate for all things zombie. The two make for an odd pair but their chemistry is so good that the interplay becomes extremely entertaining and infectious. The two eventually run into a pair of fellow survivors, con artist sisters played by Emma Stone (Superbad) and Abigail Breslin (Little Miss Sunshine). Once these four collide they eventually form an unusual but fun family unit that are very likeable together.

Zombieland’s much talked about star cameo (taking place at a Beverly Hills mansion) coming at the 45 minute mark is as advertised. I would argue that it’s just so well thought out it may very well be the best use of a cameo in cinematic history. Perfectly executed, it exceeded my expectations and is worth the price of admission alone.

zombieland 5The movie’s last act which takes place at an Amusement park in California is faced paced, visually interesting stuff and I can’t think of a better place for Zombie mayhem than this location. 

Overall Zombieland is a solid entertainment that is much more comedy than horror. There’s no real suspense or intense scares. Actually I never thought for a moment that our four lead characters were really in any life-threatening jeopardy. That’s not the film first time director Ruben Fleischer set out to make. This movie gets by on charm and it has that in spades. It’s mostly a road comedy with a post apocalyptic backdrop that has some really cool moments featuring flesh eating zombies. The zombie makeup, camera work and set design are all top notch and the movie never wears out its welcome at a streamlined 82 minute running time. FUN is the word of the day here.   4 zombies out of 5

October 3, 2009 Posted by | And Beyond - Trailers & News | 1 Comment

THE CRAZIES trailer

thecraziesOverture Films has released the first look trailer to The Crazies, a loose remake of the 1973 George Romero thriller of the same name. It looks really good; the kind of well executed B-movie that you don’t see much any more. Directed by Breck Eisner (Sahara), the film stars Timothy Olyphant (Live Free or Die Hard) as the sheriff and Radha Mitchell (Silent Hill) as the small town doctor whose lives are turned upside down when local townspeople start to act more than a little strange. The Crazies will be released in 2010. Take a LOOK

October 2, 2009 Posted by | And Beyond - Trailers & News | , , , | Leave a Comment

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